Thursday, 31 October 2013
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
Tuesday, 22 October 2013
You've got to read this...
Did you know that you could tell from the skin whether a
person is
sexually active or not????
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific
tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories
you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can
take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5.
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.
a feeling of well-being.
6.
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more
effective than valium.
effective than valium.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist
away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A
lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a
stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Thursday, 17 October 2013
Women are Complex Creatures...
If you kiss her, you are not
a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a
man
If you praise her, she
thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good
for nothing
If you agree to all her
likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not
understanding
If you visit her often, she
thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses
you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she
says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull
boy
If you are jealous, she says
it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you
do not love her
If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you
do not like her
If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says
that's a girl's way
If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another
woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a
while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she
yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in
crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's
just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another
woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is starred by other
men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you
to listen
If you listen, she wants you
to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so
desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...
Life is Backwards...
The
most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
Life
is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A
death.
What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You
should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home.
You
get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You
work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do
drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade
school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,
you become a
little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating .
. .
then finish off as an orgasm.
Quotes of the day...
Man + Woman
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Wednesday, 16 October 2013
Tuesday, 15 October 2013
Life Book...
Health:
1. Drink plenty of water
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is
manufactured in plants
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy
5. Make time for prayer
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2008
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day ---- and while you walk, smile
Personality:
11. Don't
compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest
your energy in the positive present moment
13. Don't over do ; keep your limits
14. Don't take yourself so seriously ; no one else does
15. Don't waste
your precious energy on gossip -
feel sorry for those who have nothing better to do
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes
of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with
your past so it won't spoil the present
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are
simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but
the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
Community:
25. Call your family often
26. Each day give something good to others
27. Forgive everyone for everything
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day
30. What other people think of you is none of your business
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends
will. Stay in touch.
Life:
32. Do the right things
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful
34. GOD heals everything
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
37. The best is yet to come
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.
Living with an ARIES woman...
(March 22 - April 20)
Physical
Appearance
Aries women are
generally of medium height and quite muscular.
They usually
have a long face, slender neck, bushy eyebrows, a broad forehead and brown
or grayish eyes.
The skin is more
often than not of a very good texture.
Mental
Attitude
The Aries woman
is ambitious and bold. Quite short-tempered and impulsive, you are
optimistic by nature and go all out to attain whatever you have set your
mind to.
You are not
afraid of people and situations and can take on any enemy. Try to work on
your weaknesses or you may live to regret them.
General
Nature
You are full of
energy and do not shirk responsibility. Aries women are candid and
generally truthful. It is very difficult for them to keep a secret.
You have the
ability to take quick action. You seldom like to take suggestions from
others and ultimately act according to your will.
You are best
suited to guide, control and govern others.
Health
Aries born women
generally keep good health. However, you may suffer from headaches, burns,
inflammatory diseases, high fever, colic pains, paralysis, insomnia,
pimples, ringworm's, migraine, small pox etc.
Some accident or
mishap could leave a few scars, especially on the face.
You should rest
and sleep and have high protein food and fresh vegetables. You must do
regular meditation so that your extra energy is channeled positively.
Money
The money front
for Aries women is not too stable. Though you will earn a lot, you will
also blow it away all too soon in rash and impulsive purchases.
Investments made
by Aries do not pay well because of lack of planning. Therefore, Aries
women, do not invest impulsively and always take an expert opinion.
Romance
And Sex Life
Raring with
extra energy, Aries women love male company. Unlike other women you lead
in the sphere of love too. You have the initiative to make the first move
in a relationship.
An Aries woman
can make her man understand her motives and is happy when he understands
them. The best a man can do in a relationship with you is to resist your
impact as much as he can!
You can have a
long relationship with a man that you can be proud of and show to the
world like a trophy.
The highly
passionate female that you are, you like to be a leader in foreplay too.
Playing with hair delights you the most.
Every part above
the neck is your hot spot.
Marriage
Your marriage is
either every woman's envy or bane. There is no in between. This is because
your partner cannot cow you even for a short period of time. Being of a
jealous disposition, you also cannot see your husband praise anybody else
in your presence.
Keep a check on
your temper.
Only a very calm and tactful man can deal with an aggressive
Aries wife!
Ideal
Match
Generally you
get along well with Sagittarians and Librans.
Caution
Avoid hot and
spicy non-vegetarian food. And be in plenty of air and outdoor life".
That shall help in keeping your cool.
Lucky
Days, Numbers And Colors
Lucky days are
Tuesday, Saturday and Friday.
Lucky color is
blue.
Lucky numbers
are 9, 8 and 6.
Recommended
Gemstones
You can wear red
coral, ruby and yellow sapphire. The gem should be of a vibrant aura and
should never have been worn before. The weight has to be decided as per
your body weight and age.
The tongue can be your worst enemy...
Your words, your dreams, and your thoughts have power to create conditions in your life.
What you speak about, you can bring about.
If you keep saying you can't stand your job, you might lose your job.
If you keep saying you can't stand your body, your body can become sick..
If you keep saying you can't stand your car, your car could be stolen or just stop operating.
If you keep saying you're broke, guess what? You'll always be broke.
If you keep saying you can't trust a man or trust a woman, you will always find someone in your life To hurt and betray you.
If you keep saying you can't find a job, you will remain unemployed.
If you keep saying you can't find someone to love you or believe in you, you're very thought will attract more experiences to confirm your beliefs.
If you keep talking about a divorce or break up in a relationship, then you might end up with it.
Turn your thoughts and conversations around to be more positive and power packed with faith, hope, love and action.
Don't be
afraid to believe that you can have what you want and deserve.
Watch your Thoughts, they
become words. Watch your Words, they become actions.
Watch your Actions, they become habits.
Watch your Habits, they become character.
Watch your Character, for it becomes your Destiny.
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settle for.
Thought I would share this with you.
In the search for Me, I discovered Truth.
In the search for Truth, I discovered Love.
In the search for Love, I discovered GOD.
And in God, I have found Everything.
Be Blessed
Watch how your circumstances and situations begin to change when you change the way you speak.
"Life is like melted butter . . . once things cool down, it can be reshaped!"
In the search for Truth, I discovered Love.
In the search for Love, I discovered GOD.
And in God, I have found Everything.
Be Blessed
Watch how your circumstances and situations begin to change when you change the way you speak.
"Life is like melted butter . . . once things cool down, it can be reshaped!"
An Angel says...
An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice..'
1. Pray
2. Go to bed on time.
3. Get up on time so you can start the day un rushed.
4. Say No to projects that won't fit into your time schedule, or that will compromise your mental health.
5. Delegate tasks to capable others.
6. Simplify and unclutter your life.
7. Less is more. (Although one is often not enough, two are often too many.)
8. Allow extra time to do things and to get to places.
9. Pace yourself. Spread out big changes and difficult projects over time; don't lump the hard things all together.
10. Take one day at a time.
11. Separate worries from concerns . If a situation is a concern, find out what God would have you do and let go of the anxiety . If you can't do anything about a situation, forget it..
12. Live within your budget; don't use credit cards for ordinary purchases.
13. Have backups; an extra car key in your wallet, an extra house key buried in the garden, extra stamps, etc.
14. K.M.S. (Keep Mouth Shut). This single piece of advice can prevent an enormous amount of trouble.
15. Do something for the Kid in You everyday.
16. Carry a Bible with you to read while waiting in line.
17. Get enough rest
18. Eat right.
19 Get organized so everything has its place.
20. Listen to a CD while driving that can help improve your quality of life.
21. Write down thoughts and inspirations.
22. Every day, find time to be alone.
23. Having problems? Talk to God on the spot. Try to nip small problems in the bud. Don't wait until it's time to go to bed to try and pray.
24. Make friends with Godly people.
25. Keep a folder of favorite scriptures on hand.
26. Remember that the shortest bridge between despair and hope is often a good 'Thank you Jesus .'
27. Laugh.
28. Laugh some more!
29. Take your work seriously, but not yourself at all.
30. Develop a forgiving attitude (most people are doing the best they can).
31. Be kind to unkind people (they probably need it the most).
32. Sit on your ego
33 Talk less; listen more.
34. Slow down.
35. Remind yourself that you are not the general manager of the universe.
36 Every night before bed, think of one thing you're grateful for that you've never been grateful for before. GOD HAS A WAY OF TURNING THINGS AROUND FOR YOU.
'If God is for us, who can be against us?'
(Romans8:31)
Monday, 14 October 2013
I wish you wish....
How I wish we can have the same wish
For my wish is to make your wish come true
For my wish only becomes real by your wish realised
For my wish becomes reality when you find your wish in me
How I wish to walk in through this door and embrace you every morning
For my wish is to warm up your day every day
For my wish is for every kiss to brighten your day every day
For my wish is to make your wish come true
For my wish becomes real when your wish is a reality
For my wish is to make you feel blessed
How I wish to be your present
For my wish is for my presence to wish away your loneliness
For my wish is to make your wish
come true
For my wish only becomes real by your wish realised
For my wish is to make you feel complete
How I wish I complemented you
For my wish is to be the one that complement you
For my wish is to make your wish come true
For my wish only becomes real when your wish is alive
For my wish is to make you feel appreciated
For my wish is to make your wish come true
For my wish only becomes real by your wish becomes real
For my wish is to make you feel safe in my arms
For my wish is to make your wish come true
For my wish only becomes realised by your wish lived
For my wish is to call you my love you wish to love
For my wish is to make your wish come true
For my wish becomes real when your wish is realised
I wish you wish
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