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Nelson Mandela....May your SOUL rest in PEACE...
May your SOUL rest in peace TATA. Thank u for the sacrifices u made for our beloved NATION. We will forever luv u.
GOD, Thank you for giving us a man of his stature to lead our country out of the most
difficult time of it's existence.
We will forever love you TATA and may your LEGACY be forever realized.
"NKOSI SIKELELA I AFRIKA"
AMANDLA!
Thursday, 5 December 2013
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Friday, 29 November 2013
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Wednesday, 27 November 2013
Always remember...
ALWAYS,
Remember that TIME
& CIRCUMSTANCES
can change at any
time.
Don't devalue or hurt anyone in life.
You may be powerful today but remember,
Time is more powerful than anyone.
One tree makes a million match sticks but when the time comes,
Only one match stick is needed to burn a million trees…
Tuesday, 26 November 2013
Haters...
Don't judge me
till you know me.
Don't underestimate
me till you challenge me.
Don't talk about
me till you talk to me.
The world is full
of haters, they will hate you,
Rate you and
even try to break you.
But how you
stand up to them will make you.
Let your hater
be your motivator.
Friday, 22 November 2013
Thursday, 21 November 2013
Wednesday, 20 November 2013
PRINCIPLES OF LIFE
No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.
No point earning so much money you cannot live to spend it.
Money is not yours until you spend it.
When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old, you use your wealth to buy back your health.
Difference is that, it is too late.
How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs.
No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spend with.
Monday, 18 November 2013
Friday, 15 November 2013
Thursday, 14 November 2013
Wednesday, 13 November 2013
Monday, 11 November 2013
Friday, 8 November 2013
Today's Joke...
*****Goblins*****
A woman runs out of her house one morning and catches a strange little man at
the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!"
"Ok, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?" "
I want a huge mansion to live in."
"Ok, you've got it."
"My second wish is a Mercedes."
"Ok, you've got that too."
"My last wish is a million dollars."
"Ok, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex
all night with me."
"Ok then, if that's what it takes."
The next morning, the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?"
"I'm 27," she replies.
"Fuck me," says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins!"
Thursday, 7 November 2013
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Thursday, 31 October 2013
Wednesday, 23 October 2013
Tuesday, 22 October 2013
You've got to read this...
Did you know that you could tell from the skin whether a
person is
sexually active or not????
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific
tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your
chances of suffering
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories
you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can
take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5.
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It
releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria
and leaving you with
a feeling of well-being.
a feeling of well-being.
6.
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The
sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more
effective than valium.
effective than valium.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist
away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that
causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A
lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a
stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
Thursday, 17 October 2013
Women are Complex Creatures...
If you kiss her, you are not
a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a
man
If you praise her, she
thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good
for nothing
If you agree to all her
likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not
understanding
If you visit her often, she
thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses
you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she
says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull
boy
If you are jealous, she says
it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you
do not love her
If you attempt a romance,
she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you
do not like her
If you are a minute late,
she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says
that's a girl's way
If you visit another man,
you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another
woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a
while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she
yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in
crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's
just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another
woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is starred by other
men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you
to listen
If you listen, she wants you
to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so
desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...
Life is Backwards...
The
most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
Life
is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A
death.
What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You
should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home.
You
get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You
work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do
drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.
You go to grade
school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,
you become a
little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating .
. .
then finish off as an orgasm.
Quotes of the day...
Man + Woman
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Wednesday, 16 October 2013
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